Monday, March 23, 2009

The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Seen

People who drink Bud Light often ask me, "Matt, why is your beer better than my beer?" And I give them a long and drawn-out answer that involves the complexities of flavor, bucking the norm, giving a shit about what I'm putting into my body, and so on. But really, it all boils down to this: I drink my beer out of a glass, and you, well...

You do stupid fucking shit like this:

Pardon my French.